My law-related jokes These are somewhat obscure, but should hopefully be funny to a few people...
Lawyer Jokes from TU Delft in Holland
A woman approached the judge. "Prosecute your case," he said.
"I would like to claim quiet title," she began, but we could barely hear her.
The judge adjusted the microphone and asked her to try again.
"I would like to claim loud title."
-Common-law court in Franklin, North Carolina
What is one tool lawyers use to find proof of negligence? A "res ipsa locator"
Just a question: If they have "mens rea", why isn't there "womens rea"? It is the 90's, after all. (Ditto for "mandamus")
Q: What TV station would cover the legal issues concerning one country recognizing
judgements in another country?
A: The "comity" channel
The judge refused to pronounce a long sentence, arguing that it was beyond his jury's
diction.
from Pundemoniam by Alan Lewis
In a claim involving a necklace, tried in federal court, but also involving state court
issues, what kind of jurisdiction would the court have?
"Pendant" jurisdiction (Thanks to Aaron Profitt for "polishing"
this one.)
| Perniciously Punishing Past Puns
| The Pun Mega Index | JDW Consulting | What is The Pun Page? | Sign
the Guestbook |
| Submit a Pun | Slightly
longer puns | Law and Lawyer Jokes and Puns | Search the Web |
SmartClicks:
Target Advertising For Free
You are visitor to smile at this page since June 14, 1996. Wow!
